So the supreme court decided that Gay Marriage is the law of the land. Yeah!!!   You’ve had your celebration, your hugs, your tears, and followed your friends down to the marriage license office.  So what now?   Now it is time to get RICH!!!

The GOP has nurtured a lot of rage and paranoia about gay marriage that is just ripe for good money making schemes.

Here is mine .. Licensing “Gay Marriage Free zones”:

That’s right .. as far as some Republicans are concerned, the SCOTUS decision wasn’t about legalizing gay marriages.   It was about forcing YOU into a gay marriage.  

Imagine you are relaxing at home and suddenly your house is invaded by storm troopers from the new totalitarian order run by liberal, Democratic tyrants. After confiscating all your guns, they force you to sign a paper which legally divorces you from your spouse and then certifies you as married to someone of the same sex .. and not even that person you have been secretly lusting over for years.

You know this scenario is real. You know this will likely happen to you if you don’t take action now!!!

Lucky for you, protection from this apocalypse is just a few clicks away. Just purchase our full proof, 100% guaranteed “Gay Marriage Free Zone” licenses.

With this license your house can be protected from the forces out to destroy your life and undermine your faith. For a low monthly rate, you designate your house, or a portion in it, as a place where gay marriage cannot be forced upon you.

Just think, you spend your day looking over your should for brown shirts, you listen suspiciously to water cooler discussions about which gay “friend” is getting married next; you realize people you thought you knew had long ago given up the religious values that had always kept you on the right path. By the end of the day you are worn out, exhausted, and really, really tired.   But once you step into your gay marriage free zone, you can relax, take a deep breath, and start to strategize how you fight the tyranny inflicted by SCOTUS in the safety and security.

Licenses are very reasonable.  A monthly lease is just $.09 / sq ft.   That is just $90 a month for a 1000 sqft house, or $75 for a regular size mobile home.  And isn’t your family worth it?
Once you register, you will receive your home kit, which includes:

• Yellow tape.
• a handsome “Gay Marriage Free Zone” sign to tape on hour door.
• The piece of mind to know your family is secure.